- Uma Thurman's baby daughter's name is Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. Seriously. [People]

- Halle Berry is too hot to be an American, so she wants to move to France. [DigitalSpy]

- Flavor Flav was arrested in Vegas for allegedly assaulting his fiancee and pulling a gun on her kid. He must be fun at parties. [MTV]

- The nightmare known as 'Twilight' may not end with the last movie. Someone wants to punish us with a TV series now. HAVEN'T WE SUFFERED ENOUGH? [ScreenCrush]

- Britney Spears' attorneys say that tool Sam Lutfi is still a tool. [PopCrush]