- Tom Hiddleston wants to be 'The Crow,' and if it has to be remade, we'll take him. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Lawrence has new hair and it's, you know, hair. [IDLYITW]

- Justin Bieber has an awful new tattoo, which probably doesn't surprise you. [PopCrush]

- Miley Cyrus donned her best pair of hot pants and forgot her underwear. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Gwyneth Paltrow felt up a man's bits as Graham Norton made fun of her cookbook. [Bohomoth]

- Robert Downey Jr. won us over once again by calling Gwyn a snob. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Halle Berry suits up to play Storm and has even worse hair than the last time. [ScreenCrush]

- Kendra Wilkinson was rushed to the hospital after a car accident. [Evil Beet Gossip]

- Alan Cumming was in a psychotic one-man version of 'Macbeth' and had to sex himself up. [Rickey]

- Ryan Reynolds' newest comic book film might be setting itself up as a box-office flop. [Lainey Gossip]

- The ladies of 'RuPaul's Drag Race' have a music video out called 'RuPaulogize.' [PopBytes]

- There's a very slim chance that a 'Dexter' spin-off with Jennifer Carpenter could happen. [Hypable]

 

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