- Tom Cruise was almost a priest. Until the fathers caught him swiping the sacrificial wine. [Bohomoth]
- Drake makes it rain $50,000 at a strip club, basically flooding the floor with cash. [Rickey]
- Madonna's album 'Ray of Light' is 15 years old. Next year, it gets to drive. [Idolator]
- Emma Stone tweets a confusing anagram and everyone automatically assumes she's single. [IDLYITW]
- La Toya Jackson is peddling Michael's kids for her own nefarious purposes. [Jezebel]
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