StarDust: Susan Sarandon Once Logged Some Time on the Casting Couch + More

- Susan Sarandon was once pawed by a director and it "was not successful -- for either of us." Whether that means she didn't get the part or he just didn't enjoy the whole experience is anyone's guess. [The Superficial]

- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are hanging out together in public again as though she never busted his heart wide open and smeared its contents all over the tabloids. [Entertainment Tonight]

- Justin Bieber feels just awful about punking the internet. Except he doesn't because it's hard being young and rich and having people say mean things about you. [PopCrush]

- Sorry, Kim. When even Florida doesn't want you, you know you've hit rock-bottom. [IDLYITW]

- NBC canceled Dane Cook's sitcom before it even premiered, and it's so ashamed of the four episodes already in the can that it won't show those either. And this is why the cable channels clean up at the Emmys. [ScreenCrush]

- Brad Pitt is Chanel No. 5's first male spokesman, and his commercial may very well give you a wicked case of the munchies. [Dlisted]

- Ladies, if you're plucking your eyebrows to thin drag-queen lines, stop doing that. And if they won't grow back, it's okay. For eight large, you can have Megan Fox's brows instead. [Gawker]