- Zach Galifianakis, James Franco and Ed Norton marry the Lonely Island in a music video. [ScreenCrush]

- Robert Downey Jr. backs 'Avengers 2' cast in asking Marvel for way more money. [Lainey Gossip]

- Britney Spears covers Shape magazine and shows off her, you know, shape. [PopCrush]

- Kim Kardashian hangs out with Beyonce at the Met Gala because reasons. [Amy Grindhouse]

- The Wanted mock the Backstreet Boys and N'Sync in their 'Walks Like Rihanna' video. [Rickey]

- Prince surprised a high school jazz band and paid for their trip to New York. [Evil Beet Gossip]

- Paul McCartney was attacked by a swarm of grasshoppers while performing in Brazil. [Bohomoth]

- David Bowie's newest music video features Marion Cotillard, Gary Oldman and religion. [Lainey Gossip]

 

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