- You can play Lindsay Lohan in a porn parody. If you look like a tired, middle-aged redhead. [IDLYITW]

- Beyonce and Jay-Z skipped the Oscars to have dinner with Sarah Jessica Parker. [PopCrush]

- To stay inconspicuous while shopping in London, Justin Bieber wore a gas mask. [Vibe]

- 50 Cent shows off his acting prowess in 'Zero Dark Fiddy,' the 'Zero Dark Thirty' spoof. [Rickey]

- Maya Rudolph wants to host her own variety show and we want to let her. [Hypable]

- Kim Kardashian's sex tape survived a blaze because it was forged in the fires of Mount Doom. [PopBytes]

- David Bowie's new video features Tilda Swinton, Brad Pitt references and hair. So much hair. [Bohomoth]

- Conan O'Brien tries to review the new Tomb Raider game but keeps getting impaled. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Nic Cage was almost cast as the lead in 'The Matrix.' [ScreenCrush]

- JWoww? More like JEwww. [Amy Grindhouse]

 

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