- Joe Jonas hilariously responds to a fan's request for a date to her senior formal. [PopCrush]

- Rebel Wilson learned not to bother Russell Crowe while he's eating. [Lainey Gossip]

- Gwyneth Paltrow says she only looks crazy because of that one Botox job. [Bohomoth]

- Nicki Minaj plays piano in her new music video even though the song has no piano. [PopBytes]

- Miranda Kerr may stay with Victoria's Secret after all. [IDLYITW]

- Jason Bateman will star in 'Teen Wolf 3D' except that's totally not a real thing. [SeriouslyOMG]

- 'Catching Fire' now has a new photo and a GIF starring Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss. [Hypable]

- 'Glee' creator Ryan Murphy was gifted another show: this time, a relationship drama. [Rickey]

- Apparently 'The Shining' will get its own prequel too. [ScreenCrush]

- Lena Dunham is surviving in a post-Christopher Abbott world. [Lainey Gossip]

- Avril Lavigne claims to be planning a spectacular wedding to Nickelback. [Evil Beet Gossip]

 

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