- Katy Perry takes her clothes off for the 44th president's inauguration - and the children. [Bohomoth]
- Mariah Carey's new single will not be for teens or feature "cheesy-rent-a-rappers." [Rickey]
- Stephenie Meyer thinks a 'Twilight' theme park with a mechanical vampire would be boring. [Hypable]
- Tiger Woods asked his ex-wife to remarry him, so he obviously thinks she's an idiot. [IDLYITW]
- Big-name A-list celebs sell their souls to star in the frighteningly awful-looking 'Movie 43.' [ScreenCrush]
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