- Isla Fisher teaches us about vajacials. Time will now be measured as pre- and post-vajacial. [Celebitchy]

- Britney Spears and Kanye attended the party of mysterious Chinese billionaire "Jay Lo." Really. [PopCrush]

- 'Star Wars: Episode 7' might already have the perfect nerd-tastic director. [ScreenCrush]

- Nicki Minaj pwns Perez Hilton on the premiere of 'Nicki Minaj: My Truth'. [Rickey]

- No Doubt apologizes for racist video about Native Americans they didn't think was racist. [Buzznet]

- Uber-pregnant supermodel Gisele Bundchen is about to become a baby cannon. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Alec Baldwin is so secure in his marriage and vitality that he does push ups in public. [The Superficial]

- Val Kilmer is back. And he thinks he's Nicolas Cage. [SeriouslyOMG]

- The Vatican did not like J.K. Rowling's new book. They prefer the stuff with satanic boy wizards. [Hypable]