- Drake Bell spends his time on Twitter purposefully igniting the ire of Beliebers. [PopCrush]

- Justin Timberlake played some golf with Kiefer Sutherland because his album did so well. [Lainey Gossip]

- If Lindsay Lohan goes to Coachella, her friends are pretty sure she's going to die. [IDLYITW]

- When Gwyneth Paltrow cooks she raps like one "bad mutha." Ugh. [Evil Beet Gossip]

- Kim Kardashian says she weighs 151 pounds now. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Harry Styles was pantsed during his own concert because his bandmates are kind of jerks. [PopBytes]

- Simon Cowell doesn't wear underwear. Now we're all equally uncomfortable. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Fall Out Boy's new album features contributions from Elton John and Courtney Love. [Hypable]

- The 'Game of Thrones' theme meets James Browns' 'Man's Man's World.' [Rickey]

- The next 'Community' will be a puppet musical because new ideas are hard. [ScreenCrush]

- Even Melissa McCarthy couldn't save the writing on 'Saturday Night Live.' [Lainey Gossip]

- Holy boobies, Batman! Erm, Dog the Bounty Hunter. [Bohomoth]

 

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