- Dita Von Teese suggests plucking your nipple hairs before a date. Just like mom taught you. [HuffPo]

- So Tom Hanks is performing slam poetry about old sitcoms now. [ScreenCrush]

- Ryan Gosling waxes his chest. Hey Girl, you can dry your tears on his hairless bod. [Jezebel]

- Justin Timberlake's classless wedding video includes well-wishes from the homeless. [Gawker]

- Katy Perry + John Mayer have super loud sex. [The Superficial]

- Denny's is launching a 'Hobbit' menu. Gandalf always loved him a Grand Slam. [Hypable]

- Tony Bennett + Lady Gaga are gettin' jazzy widdit. [PopCrush]

- Madonna busted her well-toned ass on stage. Like a boss. [Rickey.org]