- Madonna accused of stealing merchandise designs. Likes she designs her own merchandise. [PopCrush]
- Nicki Minaj showed up at her 'Christmas Extravaganza' dressed like a cracked-out lady bug. [IDLYITW]
- Richard Simmons gets his foot run over by a car and barely seems to care. [SeriouslyOMG]
- Priss-pot Karl Lagerfeld knows he sells things people desperately want - but really don't need. [Jezebel]
- 'Sherlock' named the best 2012 U.K. show, Steven Moffat celebrates by trolling us. [Hypable]
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