Shia LaBeouf Doesn’t Make Us Feel So Shy – The Daily Swoon
Remember when Shia LaBeouf was a thing? He’s still a thing! And he’s cuter than ever.
I’m going to tell you something: When I was about 18, I was watching the Disney movie ‘Holes’ with my little sister. A very young Shia LaBeouf was in it, and I looked at her, dead serious, and was like, “That kid is going to be so hot when he grows up.” And I was right because I am like the oracle of sexy men.
So Shia grew up, starred in some of those stupid ‘Transformers’ movies, and then grew up some more. We’re currently in the midst of a Shia comeback — he stars in Robert Redford‘s new drama ‘The Company You Keep‘ and he’ll be in controversial director Lars Von Trier‘s upcoming film ‘Nymphomaniac,’ in which the sex scenes will not be simulated. I repeat: THEY WILL NOT BE SIMULATED.
And if you’ve ever wanted to see Shia naked, you can in this video for Sigur Ros’ haunting video for “Fjögur píanó,” which you can watch below, but obviously it is NSFW — unless your workplace is a brothel or any other establishment that welcomes bare penises.
On the safe-for-work side of things, I’ve also chosen some pictures of Shia that I think you will find aesthetically pleasing.