Hear Ye, Hear Ye: Her Royal Highness Rihanna Is Single Again [PHOTO]
Rihanna loves Instagram. It lets her share the minutiae of her days and all matters of topless photos, and it even gives her an outlet to announce once and for all whether she's actually dating ex-boyfriend and current douchebag Chris Brown. Which is exactly what she did by posting this "eff you" card.
Either that or she's trolling us hard. Nothing would surprise us at this point.
The photo is a parody of humorous internet meme-worthy e-cards, but in this case RiRi took her self-obsession to a whole new level and created an R-card (or most likely had someone make it for her) as an ode to her apparent singledom.
The graphic features Rihanna in a crown, but we're not quite sure what that has to being single. Unless she's implying that as a single lady she can do whatever and whomever she wants in whatever manner she wants because yo, she's the queen.
This upload comes in the wake of Brown posting photos of his ex Karrueche Tran and Tran's BFF Christina Milian going on 'The Wendy Williams Show' and announcing that as far as she knows, Tran and Brown are totally dating.
And that's the latest installment in 'As This Twisted Love Triangle Turns.' Sit tight -- we're sure it won't be long until the next episode airs.