Contact Us

Exorcists in Poland Want to Talk About Madonna’s Evil Ways

Madonna
Ethan Miller, Getty Images

About 23 years after she first ticked off the Catholic Church with ‘Like a Prayer,’ Madonna is once more a target for religious figures. And this time, they say it’s serious — and maybe Satanic.

A group of exorcists in Poland are meeting up to discuss the damage Madge has done to the moral fibers of her fans. No word on whether or not they deem Linda Blair or those priests who touch kids are evil as well.

Madonna’s imagery and music will be a big topic at a conference of priests specially trained to expel demons from unsuspecting souls who occasionally like to bop to ‘Material Girl.’

“Part of the conference is dedicated to the hidden subliminal message in communication, and the choice of this subject was inspired by the woman who dares to call herself Madonna,” Father Andrzej Grefkowic, an exorcist and organizers of the conference, told The Telegraph. “We’ve been worried about her concerts.”

Grefkowic seems to not realize that Madonna actually didn’t call herself Madonna — it’s her birth name, and for a while she wanted to be called Esther — but whatever. Apparently her onstage faux crucifixion is a point of contention, but it doesn’t stop there.

The group also claims that the increasing popularity of tattoos, body piercing, horoscopes and magic shows can corrupt otherwise holy folk.

Madonna’s a Leo, so chances are she’ll find a way to make this entire conference about her. Maybe while sawing herself in half.

Best of the Web

More From Around the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your points and personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account with your Facebook account, just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing profile and VIP program points. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://starcrush.com using your Facebook account.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

Register on StarCrush quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Not a Member? Sign Up Here.

Sign up for an account to comment, share your thoughts, and earn points to get great prizes.

Register on StarCrush quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!