Nick Nolte’s Mugshot

Nick Nolte's infamous 2002 mugshot for DUI is so awful that it's probably been shown in countless anti-alcoholism seminars.

The Coolio hair (something a white boy should never, ever sport) is bad enough, but the esteemed actor's colorful attire made one commenter on the Smoking Gun say, “I think he bought that shirt under the influence as well.”