We don't condone drinking if you suffer from the following: heart conditions, alcoholism, pregnancy, underage, over-age (looking at you, Mom), or if you're on prescription meds or are not coping with your recent break-up very well.

For the rest of you: New Year's Eve is upon us, so let's get messayyyy, GIF-style!

Kristen Wiig Bridesmaids party
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Vampire Diaries drunk
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SNL Drunk Uncle
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Sex and the City Charlotte drunk
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Ron Swanson drinking
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Real Housewives drunk
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Real Housewives drunk
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New Girl pink wine
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Liz Lemon drunk cupcake
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Kristen Wiig SNL Cinderella drunk
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Kristen Wiig Bridesmaids drinking
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Jersey Shore J Woww drunk
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I Love Lucy drunk
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Drunk Ron Swanson
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Dark Shadows Helena Bonham Carter drunk
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Arrested Development Lucille Bluth martini
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Britney Spears emotional
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And that's exactly how we'll be ending our evening.

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