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Missed Connections – Who Are They?

YOU: I know most of your synapses probably don’t fire anymore after the mass quantities of drugs you’ve shot, snorted and dropped, but I still think we could make beautiful music together.

ME: You could steer a ship through the opening my mouth makes and I have more lines in my face than a topographical map of the Rockies, but for some reason I am still completely irresistible to women. Especially those of the honky-tonk variety.

Let’s get together and spend 50 years shaking our skinny asses on stage for throngs of screaming girls. And their mothers. And their grandmothers.

Who Is He and Who's He Talking To?

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