Miley Cyrus + Liam Hemsworth Will Inexplicably Have a Silly Trio of Weddings
One wedding? That’s for poor people. Two weddings? That’s silly. Because why have two when you can have three?
Fresh off his Broadway debut in ‘Chicago’ (buh?), the country star and former owner of one of history’s most epic mullets took a little time out of his schedule to talk to Us Weekly about his daughter’s upcoming nuptials. Whenever those will be.
“Liam asked if he could have my daughter’s hand in marriage, and I said yes if I could be in his brother [Chris Hemsworth’s] next movie,” confided the ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ singer, who’s clearly just looking out for his little girl. And apparently his own career.
“Now [that] they are going to have three weddings, I’m thinking one movie with Chris, then we got the sequel to Liam’s new movie coming out,” he added. “[With] three weddings, that has to be three movies for me.”
And he can’t wait to give her away to Chris three times, especially after seeing a story about how much Indianapolis Colts’ coach Chuck Pagano (who’s battling leukemia) is looking forward to walking his own daughters down the aisle.
“I immediately texted Miley and said, ‘I just want you to know, whenever you’re ready, I’m going to be very proud to walk you down that aisle,'” Cyrus enthused. “She was like, ‘Daddy!’ with two smiley faces!”
Two smiley faces? That’s for poor people. What, she couldn’t afford three?