Today (May 31) celebrities ended their month by partying, lamenting fake holidays, going to jail, discussing art and pondering entertainment options.

First up, Farrah Abraham was hopefully not lying.


 Miley Cyrus

Meanwhile, Father's Day is just around the corner, and Joyce Carol Oates wants nothing to do with it.


Jose Canseco was tweeting about Hieronymus Cock, a Renaissance painter and etcher, because he is a manchild.


And Judd Apatow was at a loss after discovering there are no Judd Apatow movies playing this weekend.