Suffers From: Papyrophobia (fear of paper, specifically dry paper)

Megan Fox is afraid of dry paper -- yes, as opposed to wet paper -- which certainly explains a lot.

"Scripts, newspaper or anything that’s not laminated, I can’t touch it with my hands!" explained Fox of her phobia and her apparent aversion to gloves.

"I have to constantly lick my fingers before I turn every page. Or on my really crazy days, like if I’m sitting down to read a script, I’ll have a little cup of water and I’ll dip my fingers in it before I turn every page."

But coming from a woman who believes in leprechauns, this is actually pretty mild stuff.