NeNe Leakes’ Plastic Lip Gloss

During an early season of 'The Real Housewives of Atlanta,' NeNe Leakes bragged about looking fine with her "eyes poppin' and lips bustin' like BAM!"

Whatever that means.

The polarizing reality star has a gorgeous mouth, but she's a bit too mature to be slathering it with so much megawatt, chalky-hued gloss.

A dark stain or matte swipe of red lipstick would be more age-appropriate. This color and shine combo looks teenybopper.