Lindsay Lohan is a known tanorexic who helped launch the faux tanner, Sevin Nyne. But even her own product makes her look orange and leathery.

The natural redhead should embrace her porcelain freckled skin, but instead, she ends up resembling luggage.

See the splotching on her face, around her forehead? It doesn't look like she spent a second at the beach, achieving a sun-kissed glow.

She just looks like an aerosol can of spray tanner blew up in her face.