Lindsay Lohan's friend, hotel owner multi-millionaire Vikram Chatwal, was arrested in Florida after trying to board a plane with weed, heroin, cocaine and a number of prescription pills. Probably because he thought it was the '70s.

In his defense, the TSA website doesn't mention anything about heroin, cocaine and a pill cocktail being prohibited items.

Based on the police report obtained by TMZ, the 41-year-old was busted on April 2 when the TSA discovered the drugs hidden in his crotch, around his person and in his bags.

He was booked on one count of drug trafficking for the six grams of heroin, and seven counts of possession for the cocaine, weed, the sedative clonazepam, Xanax, lorazepam (muscle relaxers), the opioid buprenorphine and ketamine, which is a tranquilizer for horses.

Chatwal admitted to all wrongdoing and in turn his own stupidity.

He and LiLo were rumored to be romantically involved when they were caught kissing inside his apartment in 2011. Considering the terms of her probation include not spending time with known drug users, we guess that friendship is now over.