When news broke that Bristol Palin's ex-baby daddy Levi Johnston got yet another young girl pregnant, the world gave a collective sigh and thought, "Well, at least this one wasn't jailbait."

And now the erstwhile Playgirl model has another child he can't afford: He and his 20-year-old girlfriend Sunny Oglesby welcomed daughter Breeze Baretta, born early Wednesday morning in Alaska.

Yes, we said "Breeze Baretta." In true frontiersville fashion, the newborn was named after a firearm.

Back in May, Oglesby told Inside Edition her pregnancy was unplanned, saying, “We were out at the cabin for like, four days, and forgot the birth control,” because they're super responsible that way and thus perfectly suited to parenthood.

As for Johnston, whose 15 minutes of fame have now extended into overtime, he says he'll be around more for his daughter than he is for Tripp, his toddler son with Palin. But with a name like Breeze Beretta, we'd think his main job as a dad is just to keep the little girl away from glitter and anything resembling a pole.

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