Lea Michele’s Breasts Have Pitch-Perfect Tone and Also Human Emotions
The performer told Marie Claire in its January issue, “These babies are great. They are my prizewinners.”
While we understand that Lea is proud of her body, what we don’t understand is why she thinks her breasts are “prizewinners.” Has she been trotting them out at county fairs? Are blue ribbons involved here?
We do know she’s won Grammys, People’s Choice Awards, SAG Awards and Teen Choice Awards, all thanks to her voice. The one in her throat, that is. Because boobs are notoriously tone-deaf.
“For a while they were out and about, showing off on Broadway every night, then they came to L.A. and were like, ‘No one else looks like me here!’” she continued, under the delusion that her breasts are not only excellent singers, but also have their own emotions.
The takeaway: Lea Michele’s breasts sure are attentionwhores.