Kim Kardashian Thinks Her Wedding and a Cancer Diagnosis Are Pretty Much the Same Thing

Kim Kardashian's much-ballyhooed wedding to reality-show roadkill Kris Humphries earned her millions, but after filing for divorce just 72 days later, she became one of the most reviled women in America.

But lest you think she's the vacuous money-grubbing famewhore she is, you'll sleep easier tonight knowing she's learned a lot of valuable life lessons since broadcasting her nuptials in a three-hour extravaganza, even going so far as to say her made-for-TV union was comparable to getting a cancer diagnosis because it made her focus on the important things in life.

Wait. What?

"I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life," she said to the UK's The Guardian. "And I was like, that's how I feel."

If there's anything Kim's good at, it's making anyone's personal situation, good or bad, all about her. Too bad there's no award for that, because she'd clean up at the ceremony every year.

Oh, and for anyone who thinks her complete and utter lack of talent makes her unworthy of fame, she had this to say: "What is my talent? Well, a bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. Do you know what I mean?"

Well, he's not famous now. But that's only because Kris Jenner isn't his ringmaster yet.