Since turning some 'Twilight' fan fiction into 'Fifty Shades of Grey' worked out so well for the repressed housewives of America, it has to work the other way around. So welcome to the pairing of Kimye, transformed into vampire fan fiction. Sorry, erotic vampire fan fiction.

For those of you who aren't aware of the concept of fan fiction, welcome to the internet. You'll like it here. It never closes!

The Kim Kardashian and Kanye West vampire novel 'Blood Lust' -- which may or may not actually be real but could be according to a press release -- will allegedly be available through for free.

And you thought Christmas was over.

However, it should be noted that nowhere on the company's website does information promoting said Kimye adventure appear. Apparently uStarNovels' sole purpose is to provide personalized erotic novels for our hilarious reading pleasure (note: this is a venture that gets paid real money to do this) so we'll have to wait and see if this literary masterpiece actually comes to fruition on the promised date.

'Blood Lust' is already available as a boring vampire novel about a bunch of nobodies, but this stunning special edition promises to have 100 percent more Kimye. As God originally intended.

Here's a description of the novel: Kim and Kanye happen upon a secret festival while vacationing on the Greek island of Santorini and ...

“... the night leaves them with more than just love bites. Drawn into an electrifying underworld of sex, magic and blood lust, they must fight against the seductive lure of the local vampires or join their ranks forever. In their quest to remain human, Kim and Kanye discover a passionate new depth to their love that will turn out to be their greatest weapon.”

SPOILER ALERT: The weapon they have is vampire love.

That's all well and good, but when does the Rihanna and Chris Brown erotic werewolf story hit shelves?