It’s a Girl for Kim Kardashian + Kanye West
Kim confirmed the news on Sunday’s season premiere of ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians,’ which other people mercifully kept up with so you didn’t have to.
“I’m so excited we’re having a girl. Who doesn’t want a girl? I think they are the best,” Kim told the cameras, adding that she knew Kanye truly wanted a girl — even though only boy names have been floated thus far.
“We buy all white,” Kim says. “Or we’ll go and buy both [male and female clothes], and then no one will know!”
Except of course we know, because it was foretold in West 4:20: Lo, the heavens shall unearth unto you a daughter. And we shan’t sayeth she’s a gold digger. Forever and ever, yeezylujah.