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Katt Williams Says He’s Retiring From Comedy + Cries All About It [VIDEO]

After being arrested in a restaurant for attacking a family with a burning cigarette, harassing customers, throwing rocks and just generally being a nuisance to the city of Seattle, comedian Katt Williams is retiring from comedy.

For all eternity.


Seattle-based news channel Komo 4 caught up with Williams while he was being punted from his hotel (!!!) and decided to take the opportunity to do an impromptu interview. Little did they know Williams would be giving them a fairly important scoop.

Williams tearfully told the camera crew, “I’m just gonna go ahead and renounce my retirement from stand up. I’m kind of done. This is, ummm, I’ve already discussed it with my kids. I wasn’t really gonna do it on a Seattle street, I was gonna go to Los Angeles and do it …”

This is all your fault, Seattle. YOU RUINED COMEDY. Is this how you treat your celebrities? You invite them to your city and then get angry when they attack civilians with rocks and burn children?

For shame.

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