Justin Bieber Hopes to Annoy Selena Gomez Right Back Into His Arms
Despite the breakup, Bieber has supposedly been texting Gomez constantly in a desperate bid to win her back. Because nothing says love like not letting the object of your affection have a single moment of peace.
According to a source, Justin has promised to stop texting other girls if Selena just will take him back. How gentlemanly.
“The problem in the first place is that Selena was a little bit of a jealous girlfriend and Justin wasn’t really taking her feelings into regard,” the insider alleges. “If either one of them slows down and they actually have the chance to spend time together again, they will end up back together.”
The source is also determined to put those proposal rumors to rest, because the Biebs apparently has no plans to “ruin his brand” by getting married at the tender age of 18.
Also, while she may be a jealous girlfriend, the one thing Selena isn’t jealous of is his career. “As far as she’s concerned, she began her career before YouTube – where Justin launched his,” the source said. “She’s proud of [his] success, but certainly isn’t jealous and doesn’t see him as the phenom that everyone else does.”
Selena Gomez was popular before YouTube even existed? That’s gotta be the worst hipster cred ever.