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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Premieres Just in Time for Holiday Shopping

Justin Bieber Sex Doll

It’s like looking into a mirror. A latex mirror with which you can get bizzy.

Eighteen-year-old pop sensation Justin Bieber was honored by the aptly-named company Pipedream with his own likeness in sex doll form — an honor that will surely be met with an immediate lawsuit.

And don’t worry fellas, the Just-in Beaver doll is made for his and her pleasure.

Pipedream probably hopes to have as much success with their newest doll as they did with their Finally Miley, a Miley Cyrus version, which came with one more convenient opening than the Beaver does. (Please don’t make us explain why.)

In the past, the company has also released sex doll replicas of Snooki, Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian, Beyonce, Christina Aguilera and Lady Gaga — who, according to the packaging, “loves it when you poke-her face.”

At least those sex dolls were out of their teenage years before being sold to the public.

The official Just-in Beaver product description (below) has been censored for your emotional safety and to take into account the fact that you might be eating while reading this.

“Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who’s waited 18 long years to stick his lil’ di–y in something sticky! When he’s not busy beating up paparazzi … He’s up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn’t have this effect just on women — he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off!”

The unlicensed Bieber love doll (which is currently suspiciously out of stock) is on sale for the low low price of $32.95 — giving all of you with White Elephant parties to attend this holiday season the best gag gift in the history of ever.

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