It could make you feel dirty to think it because he's barely 18, but Justin Bieber has allegedly been approached to be in the movie adaptation of this year’s breakout naughty novel, ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey.’

Nevermind that he’s way too young to be believable as businessman Christian Grey, nor is actually he large enough in stature to dominate anyone. The fact remains that someone had the thought, and now we need to bathe.

When British talk show host Jonathan Ross brought up E. L. James’ provocative novel during an interview with Bieber and mentioned how it had inspired some of the singer's rabid fans, and the baby-faced star made the entire world blink in disbelief by saying, “They actually want me to be in the movie!”

No word on if he's actually considering it, but ever since Universal Pictures and Focus Features acquired the movie rights to the book in March of this year, the names of countless stars have been bandied about to play Christian Grey. Some of them -- like Ryan Gosling, Channing Tatum, Ian Somerhalder and Alexander Skarsgard -- are even mature and/or hot enough to pull it off.

Sorry, Biebs, but we're not seeing you going Grey just yet. We are sure, however, that no matter who is cast, it will be a bonding experience for all involved.