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‘Mad Men’ Star Jon Hamm Wants You to Stop Talking About His Mad Bulge

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Jon Hamm is perfect, and he’s perfect in every imaginable way: His biggest fault is his big, uh, ‘Mad Man.’

But people talking about it? That makes him, well, mad. (Sorry, baby!)

When Rolling Stone asked about the public fascination with his peen — the one that inspired a thousand Tumblr images — Hamm griped, “Most of it’s tongue-in-cheek, but it is a little rude. It just speaks to a broader freedom that people feel like they have – a prurience.”

Like the freedom Hamm feels when he goes commando, much to the delight of everyone on the planet?

“They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason,” Hamm noted. “I’m wearing pants, for f—’s sake. Lay off.”

Hamm realizes there are far worse problems to have, of course. But he added, “When people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my
c—, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal … But whatever. I guess it’s better than being called out for the opposite.”

Aww, Jon, just embrace it. (We’ll help.)

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