John Travolta needs a remote crib to house his vast collection of airplanes and hide any dalliances he may have with massage parlor employees. Ahem.

The Ocala, Fla. resident is a mere 90 miles from Clearwater, where the "seat" of Scientology sits. He allegedly flies there every day -- either by plane or with his magical Scientology powers. We're not sure which.

Besides the privacy Florida affords him, Travolta and his family prefer the laid-back atmosphere. Apparently they also like to feel young, which is why heaven's waiting room is perfect for them.