Sorry, Ladies – Serial Cheater Jesse James Is Off the Market. Temporarily, Of Course.
An inability to keep it in his pants led to a messy divorce from actress Sandra Bullock and the end of his engagement to celeb tattoo artist Kat Von D — but for some reason, Jesse James is still a hit with the ladies.
And it looks like he’s about to take yet another stroll down the aisle.
His newest victim is drag racer Alexis DeJoria, who apparently didn’t get the memo about James’ wandering penis and has therefore agreed to become the motorcycle fabricator’s fourth wife. If the wedding actually happens, of course.
DeJoria is the daughter of John Paul DeJoria, the co-founder and millionaire mogul of the Paul Mitchell hair care line. Which means she’d better have an iron-clad pre-nup and a forgiving soul, because monogamy isn’t really Jessie’s thing.
Fans reacted quite vehemently to the engagement news on Twitter, making note of James’ penchant for cheating and the fact that the couple only dated for a month before putting a ring on it.
Despite James’ public humiliation of Bullock and Von D’s claims that Jesse cheated on her 19 times during the course of their relationship, DeJoria seems to have the blindest of faith.
Look at me. Now look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man screwing everything inked in a skirt.