Heidi Montag + Spencer Pratt Have an Arsenal of Weapons. Thanks, NRA. [VIDEO]
Denizens of reality television Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt made a name for themselves in the UK after their douche-tastic stint on ‘Celebrity Big Brother,’ but the good people across the pond are now a little freaked out — because a documentary revealed that Speidi’s home is stocked with a cult-level number of guns.
Why? To product them from their legions of crazed fans, of course.
During ‘Speidi: Scandal, Secrets And Surgery,’ which aired on Monday (Feb. 18) in the UK, Pratt bragged about the American gun laws that allow him to keep all the firearms he wants. Which is a call for stricter gun control in the US if ever we heard it.
“I want to show something that you cannot possess in your amazing country. I will let you have a glimpse of the amazing laws in America,” Pratt told the cameras before taking them into a redneck paradise of guns and ammunition that would rival your average military installation.
‘Dueling Banjos’ ‘The Star Spangled Banner’ blared in the background, Montag explained that owning weapons is one of the “greatest rights” Americans possess, saying, “I didn’t feel safe especially with crazed fans and stalkers out there, but if somebody broke into our home, this is the only thing that could actually save my life.”
Thank you, Speidi, for bringing back those heady Bush-era years when Americans had to pretend to be Canadian when traveling overseas. You’re true patriots.