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Gary Busey Thinks Hobbits Exist + Tells Us What He Thinks ‘Horny’ Really Means [VIDEOS]

Gary Busey was involved in a nasty motorcycle accident back in 1988, in which the devout opponent of mandatory helmet laws suffered an injury that almost killed him. He was considered loopy before that, but maybe that nasty blow to the head made matters worse.

Case in point? His YouTube series ‘The Busey Zone,’ where he rambles about … well, everything. And this week, in a video he calls ‘Hornyism,’ Busey discusses Hobbits, South Koreans, baby reindeer, Lapland and the very nature of the word “horny.” Through song.

As he explains in the aforementioned video, “Horny starts with an H. The letter H. Hobbits start with the letter H. Horny Hobbits are thriving in Middle-earth. They don’t know what a reindeer is, but they’re horny like you can’t believe it.”

This isn’t the first time Gary has said Hobbits are real (sounds like he and Megan Fox would have a lot in common these days). In another video, he rambled about their existence, how they’re descended from moles and have special burps. You can check out that video below.

Always wear a helmet, kids.

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