Prince – 5 Feet 2 Inches Tall
Alright, look — we all know Prince is short. Dude’s been rocking heeled boots for as long as we’ve known his name, but we didn’t know he was that tiny. He’s shorter than the Olsen twins, for God’s sake.
But one thing we’ll give him: Every pore of his wee little frame oozes sex, so we’d happily oblige his twisted fantasies. Even if we had to prop him up on a few phone books first.