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Courtney Stodden Teaches the Impressionable Youth of America to Marry Old + Pervy [VIDEO]

Once upon a time, nubile 16-year-old Courtney Stodden was sold by her evil step-mother to a creepy old King for a publicity stunt that could spin straw into gold. And they all lived happily ever after. The end.

This is pretty much the tale that Stodden weaved for two young girls who were interviewing people at a pre-Oscars gifting suite. We don’t know why any of them were there and we don’t care. Because the girls’ reactions are priceless.

When they asked Courtney (whom they might not have even recognized, we can only hope) how she got her “big break,” the peroxide blonde giggled and replied, “My 52-year-old husband!”

After the possibly confused and contemplative young girls nodded in response, she continued, “I don’t know if you’re familiar with my story. I was 16 years old when I married a 50-year-old man.”

The video is only 13 seconds long, but there simply aren’t enough confused GIF blinks in the world to adequately respond to it. With any luck, these young interviewers walked away thinking, “Yeah, bro, there’s something I never want to be.”

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