Courtney Stodden Has Some Vacuous Words of ‘Wisdom’ for Ariel Winter
Winter’s mother lost guardianship last week due to allegations of abuse, which she claims stemmed from the fact that she filed charges against Winter’s 18-year-old boyfriend. After she lost custody, of course.
A reporter felt that Stodden, who married her 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchison when she was just 16, would have an opinion on the recent scandal, specifically the comparatively wee four-year age gap between Winter and her alleged boyfriend. Because four years and 35 years are exactly the same thing.
Not that a confused Stodden knew what the reporter was talking about, anyway. When asked for her thoughts on Winter’s recent situation, she intelligently responded, “Whaaat? I don’t know Aria … Who?”
Thankfully, bystanders were able to explain the situation with words small enough for Stodden to understand and maybe using some crayons to draw a sketch or two. Afterwards, Courtney said, “No way? I think that’s awesome! As long as they’re in love I think it’s awesome … And get married!”
You heard her, Ariel: Put a ring on it. Because according to the adverb-challenged Stodden, being an underage bride married to an older man “feels wonderfully.”
Stodden then proceeded to heave her bosom, stumble about and giggle like the caricature of a human being she is — and hopefully never be asked her opinion about anything ever again.