Charlie Sheen collects porn star girlfriends (whom he's often dubbed his "goddesses") like Leonardo DiCaprio collects supermodels, so it should come as no surprise that the 'Backdoor Teen Mom' herself, Farrah Abraham, received a call from everyone's favorite warlock.

In a recent interview with In Touch, Abraham revealed that since her porn debut was released, she's been getting phone calls from several Hollywood A-listers whom she wouldn't name -- but she did heavily hint at one.

Without actually saying the name Charlie Sheen, Abraham teased her interviewer, "I think if I gave you some clues you would guess it. He has been married, lives in LA, and he basically was like the main character of a show, then left and they replaced him with Ashton Kutcher."

Subtle Farrah is subtle. So much for her career writing blind items.

When asked if she was referring to Sheen, the newly-minted porn star most likely fluttered her downcast false eyelashes before responding, "Possibly. You can guess more but that’s a possible winner. And some other ones."

Unfortunately for the "winning!" actor, the pot is not interested in the kettle because the kettle Charlie "has too many personal issues" and the pot Farrah is "ready for something serious."

Maybe she just didn't want to get stuck raising a bunch of kids that aren't hers.

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