What'chu talkin 'bout, Bruce Willis. Yes, that's his crib, which is currently on the market for a painful-to-imagine $22 million.

The pricey 1928 pad, which Willis bought in 2004, comes equipped with 11 bedrooms, 11 bathrooms, and 10,400 square feet of space.

The interior has been updated since the house was first purchased, but the home will still set the owner back $114,838 in taxes a year. Which is totally worth it if you want a creepy, enormous stone shower that sits like a monolith in your bathroom, or maybe an homage to New York City in your California kitchen's backsplash.

For you athletic types, there's also a tennis court at the back of the property. And for you faux-athletic types there's a pool to pretend you do laps.

Check out more photos of the action hero's mansion below.

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