That’s Ethan Hawke’s Crib

This Crayola Crayon-painted townhouse is owned by Uma Thurman's ex, actor/writer/theatre nerd Ethan Hawke. The 3,500 square feet is currently on the market and boasts six bedrooms, 4.5 bathrooms, and a sticker price of $6.25 million.

The two-family space has been lovingly decorated by a color-blind interior designer with an eye for the more outlandish things in life. Like bright yellow cabinets. What do you mean, no one wants neon cabinets and a fire engine red fridge? Au contraire! Ethan Hawke does!

Situated in the trendy Chelsea neighborhood of New York, the pad has been remodeled and is perfect for anyone whose favorite song is R.E.M.'s 'Shiny Happy People.' Or maybe Lesley Gore's 'Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows.'

If the color doesn't bother you, the home also features windowless bathrooms (so there's no escape), large walk-in closets, a wood-burning fireplace, a claw-foot tub and a heated towel rack. Which accounts for like 50 bucks of the asking price.

Check out some more pics of the vibrant property below.