Hi, Kelly Ripa! Please, we beseech you, use those Electrolux appliances to make yourself something to eat.

The host of the constantly re-named 'Live! with Kelly and Michael' is selling her 6,792 square-foot penthouse in NYC for a whopping $24.5 million. Or trying to.

Apartment living. We've been doing it wrong.

The penthouse itself features five bedrooms, 4.5 baths, two kitchens, two fireplaces and 2,500 square feet of outdoor space. Which is pretty damned amazing considering this is New York and most people are lucky to have a window that doesn't look out on bums having sex in an alleyway.

Potential buyers should note that everything in the apartment is accented with red and the ceilings are 12 feet high. So it's the perfect place to launch that Amazonian woman-themed bordello you've had in mind.

Check out some more pics of the property below.

Kelly Ripa - Living-Room
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Kelly Ripa - Kitchen
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Kelly Ripa - Outside
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