Ever lie awake at night and wonder what Kim Kardashian would look like with a beard? Well wonder no more -- Austrian transvestite singer Conchita Wurst is here to address your late night ponderings.

Kim Kardashian recently finalized her 72-day marriage from basketball player Kris Humphries, and is now carrying the second coming of Yeezus -- all while wearing incredibly uncomfortable shoes and yelling at the paparazzi to give a womb some room.

Conchita Wurst (born Tom Neuwirth) drew a whole lot of attention at Vienna's 2013 Life Ball for a startling resemblance to Kim K. (minus the added baby weight, of course). He represented Austria in the Eurovision Song Contest of 2012 before being ousted during the final qualifying round, and if you haven't seen his Facebook photos, Twitter stream or YouTube videos, well, you must.