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After choking Nigella Lawson -- and getting caught doing so by paparazzi -- Charles Saatchi decided he'd had enough. Saatchi, 70, filed for divorce from the former Food Network star -- and blabbed all about it to the press. Classy!

David Hasselhoff is in a viral video, but this time no booze or cheeseburgers are involved. Instead, the former 'Baywatch' star is shilling iced coffee -- and in this case, the humor is deliberate.

Kristen Stewart spent her Fourth of July surrendering to Paris Fashion Week, but not to photographers. Despite being at, well, Paris Fashion Week, the 'Twilight' starlet apparently didn't understand that her purpose at the style mecca was to be photographed. As a result, she was caught on camera lashing out at paparazzi for no reason.

So there's a streaker who really loves Adam Lambert. And he really loves her back.

Because there's nothing more American than capitalizing on a sex tape and a teen pregnancy, Farrah Abraham is embarking on yet another business venture. The 'Back Door Teen Mom' star, who recently checked herself into rehab for boozing too much, is opening an alcohol-free eatery. Of donuts. Oh.

One Direction fans in New York City got a little too overzealous with poor Harry Styles this week. The 'Best Song Ever' singer was mobbed beyond comprehension outside of his hotel and almost had a meltdown -- but still kept his cool enough to engage with the very fans who terrified him.

Yesterday, we told you all about Alicia Silverstone's "heart in the right place" breast milk swap which pairs donated breast milk with babies who need breast milk (even if it is icky and unsafe) and less than 24-hours later it's been giving the Taiwanese video treatment, much like many pop-culture tidbits before it.

Miley Cyrus is taking her new, not-quite-effortless urban reincarnation to a new level ... by saying she, herself, is a reincarnation of Lil Kim. Oh.

Eco-warrior Alicia Silverstone is at it again, but this time it's not to tout ecologically safe vibrators that run on love and patchouli or to feed her son like a baby bird -- but rather to organize a breast milk swap between mothers. Sorry, were you eating? Our bad.

Apparently Jennifer Lopez is too good to perform at the Super Bowl of Cricket, but not to put on a birthday show for a known dictator -- someone her staff members say they didn't know actually was a dictator until it was too late. Come on, people. You had one job!

The members of the Westboro Baptist Church protest against pretty much everything, including gay funerals, the funerals of soldiers, and even Comic Con (dressing up and having fun must have been one of those sins we missed). Their reasons for doing it never make sense, so in their world, it's logical to protest a Taylor Swift concert, too. Why? Because she's the Whore of Babylon incarnate, of cou

A rider from a recent Justin Bieber photoshoot has been obtained by TMZ, and it's a gem -- with demands ranging from no one being allowed to speak to him to Selena Gomez's music being banned in his presence. Well then.

To see just how forgiving Justin Bieber fans are of his transgressions, Jimmy Kimmel sent a reporter out to talk to Beliebers and ask them how they feel about his recent spate of heinous and/or ridiculous bad behavior. But here's the catch: These aren't things the Biebs actually did. The takeaway is that basically, Beliebers will forgive Justin anything, even if it's desecrating national symbols,

We may not have dodged that pesky Mayan apocalypse after all -- because Kris Jenner has her very own talk show premiering on July 15, and a whole slew of promotions to go with it. Among them? She wants to take a hostage make someone a Kardashian for a day.

Aaron Carter (performer and brother of Backstreet Boys member Nick Carter) was in Boston on Saturday when he says he was attacked by four grown men for deigning to perform in New Kids on the Block territory. Suffice it to say, there's going to be a rumble when Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch fans hear about Donnie Wahlberg's claim to Beantown.

Celebrities are known for giving their kids awful -- or at least mock-worthy -- names. From Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple to Nic Cage's son Kal-El (that's Superman's birth name, for you non-nerds out there), it's a good thing these kids have famous parents who can afford private bodyguards on playgrounds. But it looks like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West might very well have trumped them all. Rea

Paula Deen issued a statement about that deposition she gave in which she freely admitted to things like using the n-word, making derogatory comments about her staff and expecting them to pose as slaves for a wedding she was planning. In a nutshell: She's old and Southern, so what did you expect?

Katy Perry makes her debut as a Vogue cover girl in July, playing a high-fashion siren/farmer's daughter (we think). But in the accompanying interview, she talks about the loves of her life: ex-husband Russell Brand and on-and-off boyfriend John Mayer.

John Mayer has a new song out called 'Paper Doll' that may be a response to Taylor Swift's break-up song about him called 'Dear John.' And while John doing a song about Taylor who did a song about him is all very meta, even more confusing is the fact that Mayer teamed up with Prancercise creator Joanna Rohrback to demonstrate how to properly "romancercise" to the new song. We have stared

Kanye West thinks that Apple founder Steve Jobs had to die so that he could live, and Scott Disick spends three hours getting ready every day for a job that doesn't require leaving the house. With their powers combined they are ... the Dynamic Duo of Douche. (We'll get around to a theme song eventually.) As if that weren't enough, they recently joined forces to recreate a scene from 'American Psyc