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Once upon a time, Kanye West made his own version of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' While it wasn't Larry David-caliber comedy, it was surprisingly pretty, pretty good.

We've heard it said that Jesus loves all the little children of the world, but according to a recent photo posted on Farrah Abraham's Twitter page, the son of God also loves porn stars. The more you know!

Kim Kardashian may be a reality starlet, but -- surprise! -- she's also a decent actress (at least when Tyler Perry isn't involved). Case in point: She ran into Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak while she was on her way to the hospital to give birth ... and acted like nothing was happening.

Last night (July 11), SyFy aired its craziest B-movie yet, 'Sharknado,' which is about the unholy union between sharks and tornadoes (and between Ian Ziering and Tara Reid). See? This is what happens when you allow gay marriage. Then sharks and tornadoes think it's cool, and the whole world goes to hell. Anyway, in case you noticed your Twitter feed going kablooey and were confused by all things '

About 23 years after she first ticked off the Catholic Church with 'Like a Prayer,' Madonna is once more a target for religious figures. And this time, they say it's serious -- and maybe Satanic. A group of exorcists in Poland are meeting up to discuss the damage Madge has done to the moral fibers of her fans. No word on whether or not they deem Linda Blair or those priests who touch kids are evil

'King of Queens' actress Leah Remini is bouncing from the controversial Church of Scientology.

Amanda Bynes was seen dancing in New York City -- if you can call what was captured on this video "dancing" and not "being attacked by a swarm of invisible locusts" or "my butt itches but I don't want to scratch it in public." Or maybe she was just twerking out again.

After getting a whole lot of bad press for peeing in a soap bucket and degrading the lovable Bill Clinton, Justin Bieber is emerging with his tail between his legs. And his hand on the Stanley Cup. Wait, what?

Lil Twist doesn't do much besides wreak havoc in Justin Bieber's cars, and he continued his jackass streak this week. The rapper (we guess) went all out this time and got a DUI in Bieber's whip.

Charlie Sheen has done some crazy things in his time, but taking a private jet to Scotland for 24 hours to locate the Loch Ness Monster would have to at least rank in the top five. Even for him.

Does the weekend seem miles away? Need some Velociraptors in fabulous hats to turn that frown upside down? Man, are you in luck. Someone we don't know but already love tweaked Vogue's UK website, and now, with a simple code -- one you may remember from playing 'Contra' on NES -- you can cover the page in dinosaurs. Fashion forward dinos, of course.

If you didn't think l'enfant terrible Justin Bieber was already bratty enough, we have new evidence that may finally convince you: Earlier this year, he was caught on video (by an apparently easily-impressed friend) peeing into a mop bucket in the back of a restaurant. Because, you know, class. "Wait? Wait? What do you mean someone is upset they have to clean that? That's prime Justin Bieber

Kanye West's official website posted the music video for his song 'Black Skinhead' yesterday -- and then abruptly pulled it. We initially assumed it was because it's terrible, or because 'The Wolf of Wall Street' is a much better music video despite being a film trailer. But in actuality? Seems someone leaked the video before it was done.

Bad news for creeps who wanted to bid on Halle Berry's used nail clippers: They ain't hers. But they are, however, Gabriel Aubry's.

Amanda Bynes appeared in a New York court this morning (July 9) to face charges of reckless endangerment and tampering with evidence after she threw a bong -- which she claims was merely a a vase -- out the window of her high-rise apartment building in May. And what better way to prove how sane she is than to show up in a greenish-blue wig. "But your honor," we hope she said, "I cou

We didn't think it was possible to get the boot from an outpatient rehab, but leave it to Farrah Abraham to be a pioneer.

Maybe this knocked Kanye West's ego down a few notches, at least temporarily. The 'Yeezus' rapper has always been a fashion aficionado, but that doesn't mean the love is reciprocated. When Yeezy helped French fashion house A.P.C.'s founder Jean Touitou with some designs, Touitou had no idea who he was -- and called him Kenny.

Courtney Stodden has a brand new pair of boobs, so to show them off she covered her nipples with pasties, wriggled into a leather thong, threw on her best fishnet dress, and went clubbing in Hollywood. Oh, and then she made out with her mother. Well, come on -- what would you wear to make out with your mom?

What happens when you're the most famous singer on the planet and you get wasted at a music festival? The same thing that happens to the rest of us: You get kicked out. Rihanna learned that the hard way this weekend.

Michael Lohan dropped some of what people assumed were truth bombs over the weekend about his famously troubled (but recovering) daughter, Lindsay Lohan. But lo and behold! It turns out he -- or tabloids -- may not be so credible after all.