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Amanda Bynes has been acting increasingly unhinged for a while now, and being arrested late last week seems to have pushed her off some imaginary ledge. Not only is she claiming the bong she tossed out a window was really just a vase, she's threatening to sue pretty much everyone -- and now, for reasons no one can quite explain, she's lashed out at Rihanna with some particularly appalling words.

Today (May 23) celebrities lost instruments, worried about porn, studied toilets, spit platitudes and pigged out.

InTouch Magazine has gone ahead and printed its photos of Amanda Bynes milling around a dirty, pot-filled apartment with unkempt hobbit feet, and she isn't too happy about it. So she's suing them. Again.

Kendall Jenner is beautiful, famous and rich, so when she complains about her problems, it seems a little obnoxious. Especially to Frances Bean Cobain, who went ballistic on the reality starlet over a vague tweet.

Today (May 22) celebrities apologized, went country, caught up with old friends and listed things arbitrarily.

Funnyman Ricky Gervais -- who has made no secret of his atheism -- recently took to his Twitter feed in the wake of the devastating tornado in Oklahoma to call out some fellow celebs that he felt should've been more tangible with their sympathy.

Today (May 21) celebrities reacted to the devastating tornado that ripped through Oklahoma, and rallied everyone who's able to help with the recovery.

Kim Kardashian didn't take a break from promoting her bronzer just because some little tornado hit Oklahoma. She's a businesswoman, remember? That didn't sit well with a lot of people -- including rocker Nikki Sixx.

Today (May 20) celebrities waited, got fed up, observed people, and spoke nonsense.

Today (May 17) celebrities got clean, admired tabloids, dissed fancy foods, navigated traffic and had at least one good cry.

Wade Robson posthumously accused Michael Jackson of molesting him as a child last week, something that MJ's nephew, Taj Jackson -- son of Tito Jackson -- says he knows is false. Specifically because his uncle comforted him after he was molested by another family member. (We'd ask what the hell is wrong with this family, but it's a question for the ages.)

Until this week, Chrissy Teigen was somewhat famous for modeling bikinis, her prolific tweeting habit, and being engaged to singer John Legend. Now? She's known for slut-shaming Farrah Abraham. When people tried explaining the concept to the Sports Illustrated model, she did what people losing arguments tend to do: Change the subject and insult everyone.

Today (May 16) celebrities experienced continued dental woes, craved breakfast, drew blanks, celebrated anniversaries, rah-rah'd and went bug-eyed.

The internet was in an uproar last night when Diddy tweeted that he would become a recurring cast member on the stiff-upper-lip British drama 'Downton Abbey,' even though PBS was all "nuh-uh" and denied the whole thing. But the erstwhile Puff Daddy wasn't lying. What he actually meant was that he was playing a cast member on a Funny or Die parody video about the lauded show. Good work on

Today (May 15) celebrities played stylist, craved sweets, communicated with fans, did chores and (sort of) showed their anglophobia.

Today (May 14) celebrities didn't just laud Angelina Jolie -- they also celebrated anniversaries, lamented the state of television, discussed tattoos, live-tweeted shows and dropped hints about future projects.

Today (May 13) celebrities savored, lamented Barbra Walter's 'View' departure, got optimistic, fought the tax man and admired each other from afar.

Today (May 10) celebrities celebrated the weekend, judged others, objectified, dated and offered some sage wisdom.

Today (May 9) celebrity tweeters practiced art, lamented old age, went for a stroll, recuperated and tried to take some selfies.

Today (May 8) the celebrities got philosophical, talked temperature, prepped for dental work, figured out Twitter, visited old stomping grounds and acted as human calandars.