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Yesterday we shared some audio of Kanye West ranting after the 2009 VMAs. In the recording, he attempted to explain why Beyonce should have won best video over Taylor Swift (hint: because of him), and then he took inexplicable aim at Pink. Who doesn't seem all that concerned about it. Because she's classy that way.

Most of the stars were distracted today (July 18) by their various nominations (both Emmy and VMA-related), but that didn't mean the rest of the Twitterverse didn't have time to celebrate the creation of life, the continuation of life and just being alive. Self-awareness, it's a wonderful thing.

Today (July 17) was another scorcher inside and out. Celebs were earning all kinds of achievements, frightening themselves into being right on time, getting hassled by the TSA, meeting their alter egos and wondering, as we were, what the editors of Rolling Stone must have been thinking.

Today (July 16) was a day of stars sharing many secrets of the universe. Like secrets about how ads made them crazy, or secrets about what screenwriters are really thinking. They know the secrets to happiness and how to get cheese balls from Honey Boo Boo. Listen to the tweets of the stars. You could learn something.

Today (July 15) was a scorcher for some celebs. Others were avoiding creating dirty laundry, not waiting for much-anticipated babies, getting nervous before Comic Con and fully understanding the power of Howard Stern. Just another day.

We've heard it said that Jesus loves all the little children of the world, but according to a recent photo posted on Farrah Abraham's Twitter page, the son of God also loves porn stars. The more you know!

It's Friday, July 12, so to celebrate it basically being the weekend (in our brains, at least), celebs spent the day being far too humorous for their own good. Or shilling their own stuff, but we don't care about that nonsense.

Continuing the streak of super awesome 'Star Trek' alumni like Patrick Stewart and George Takei, Leonard Nimoy is using his Vulcan voice for good. Speaking as Spock himself, Nimoy voiced his support for immigration reform on Twitter -- and it was as amazing and adorable as you'd expect, in addition to being poignant and profound.

Today (July 11) was a convenient day for the celebs to be out getting Slurpees at their favorite convenience store. Some of them were also catching up on their favorite shows, tweeting photos from the set and coming up with crazy movie remake ideas. That is when they weren’t making up salacious rumors about their own husbands (we’re looking at you, Ali Wentworth).

Khloe Kardashian and her husband Lamar Odom -- whose marriage the tabloids routinely claim is on the rocks -- had a bit of a scuffle with some paparazzi yesterday (July 10). And things got a tad crazy when Lamar decided to go through one of their cars, throwing the photographer's belongings onto the ground. Surprisingly, it was all pretty zen.

Today (July 10) was a big day for celebrity Twitterers. If they weren’t calling each other out (yes, Colin Quinn, we saw all of your angry tweets to David Spade, we just chose to ignore them), they were coming up with new catchphrases, waking up from their four-day benders, or learning they were witches.

The Twitterverse was fairly quiet today (July 9), what with it being Tuesday and all, but that didn't mean all the celebrities kept their 140-character-or-less thoughts to themselves.

Jay-Z had a rare but rewarding Twitter chat yesterday to answer questions about his most recent opus, 'Magna Carta Holy Grail.' Not too surprisingly, a lot of those questions centered around his Miley Cyrus shoutout in 'Somewhere in America' -- something that made Cyrus, who insists that she listens to "hood music," really proud.

Today (July 8) we’re all a bit worn out from our holiday weekend -- and that includes the Twitter celebs. Some of them were tweeting nonsense. Some have officially switched to their summer drinks. And some are just as crazy as they ever were. It’s nice to see that things don’t change.

A teenage Pink fan sent a terrible, horrible, no good, very stupid tweet on his way to her concert on Saturday (July 7) in Melbourne, Australia -- a tweet that basically made it sound like he had plans to bomb the arena.

Today (July 3) was filled with randomness in the world of celebrity Twitter. Some were stuck on games, marred their own faces, pretended to work at K-mart, gave strangers money and handed out wisdom for our weekend. All were amusing and appreciated.

Today (July 2) it started to feel like the celebs were checking out for the holiday weekend already, but the ones who were still around were upset about Pluto’s moons, their voiceless tour guides, breakfast food choices and what Brad Pitt wears in the movies.

Today (July 1) the celebs thanked our nation’s firefighters, suggested new pass times, admitted some interesting facts about themselves, boomed to make a point -- and more.

Today (June 28) the celebrities were posting all kinds of pics -- scary and non -- on the Twitters, announcing their (fake) surgery plans, not caring what we think of them, and giving us many interesting things to chat about over our happy hour beverages.

Alec Baldwin pulled a total Chris Brown on Twitter late last night (June 27), ranting at Daily Mail writer George Stark before deleting his account after Stark wrote an article alleging that Baldwin's pregnant wife Hilaria was tweeting during James Gandolfini's funeral.